The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to communicate with earthworms.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Guys, it's over.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to convert farts into burps.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to predict yesterday's weather

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the power to make elton john gay

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

thumb_up thumb_down +7

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to be a normal person

thumb_up thumb_down -79

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

thumb_up thumb_down +164

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

thumb_up thumb_down +126

the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power to sleep through a dream.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!