The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!