The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to suck deez nuts

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to come back to life but only after u die

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the ability to die without any control

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to write about power.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power of a power of a power of a power

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to be a bird that can't fly

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

thumb_up thumb_down -113

The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

thumb_up thumb_down +166

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The power to turn wine into water

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!