The power to never end your .

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to not have any power.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to read

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!