The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to grow boobs

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!