the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to control nothing

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!