Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to be your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!