the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of love

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!