The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power of night-blindness.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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penis

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through water

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!