The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!