The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to see into the past

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to float without gravity.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to come second in any race

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!