The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to grow boobs

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to write about power.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn wine into water

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to be phone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!