the power to die on command

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!