The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to spell backwards.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!