The power to be a human

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Dejavu

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!