to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The Power of cheese

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!