The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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KeemStar

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!