the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!