The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to create another human

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see through horses

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!