The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power of creating poop.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to sleep

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!