The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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i like pie.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!