The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!