The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power to win the crying game

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!