The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to see through water.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!