The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to see the present.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to eat food

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to read

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!