The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to transform into a bronie

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to have the super power to do nothing

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have no power.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!