The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to state the obvious.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!