- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

The power to perpetually yawn.

The ability to see through mirrors.

The power to float without gravity.

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The power to die

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

Black power

The power to shit purple butterflies.

power to fly only in the plane

the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

The power to speak in braille...

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

Pointless Super Powers