The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!