The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!