The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to pee out blue

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!