the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!