The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!