The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to shit on command.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to read the TV

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!