The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!