The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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anything Aquaman does

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the power die if you think.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!