The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to be phone

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!