The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!