The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to pee ants.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!