The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to be a human

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!