The power to annoy people

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!