The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to transform into yourself

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to die

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!