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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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LIME

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!