The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!