The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to annoy people

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to speak in sign language.

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the power to poop pee

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Really bendy thumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!