The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!