The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to think.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!