THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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Endless falling....

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The power to have a small penis

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!