The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!