The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of night-blindness.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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penis

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!