The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to become a dead ant.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to live until you die.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!