The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to die on command

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!